And hell, if you read it and duggit or sorta half wished you could time travel and assassinate me before I cranked that shit out, be my guest and leave a lil' ol' review or derogatory comment the site.
That'd be swell.
You want more free shit from me? You can check out the brand new episode of Seth Harwood's CrimeWAV podcast and listen to me read Mahogany & Monogamy (the flip-side of A Fuckload of Scotch Tape). Why the hell should you do this? Because you'll get to hear me mumbly-sing a couple Guns 'N Roses tunes, that's why.
Speaking of CrimeWav - Slick Texas Money, the story Frank Wheeler Jr. read on a recent episode has been nominated for a Spinetingler Award. In fact, several N@B alum have been as well, so congrats to everybody, but most especially the N@B crew - Frank, Clayton Lindemuth, Gordon Highland, Sean Doolittle, Matthew C. Funk, Kevin Lynn Helmick and John Rector, as well as Cameron Ashley and Liam Jose (for the Crime Factory antho Hard Labour), Kent Gowran (for Shotgun Honey Presents: Both Barrels), and N@B Corydon cousin Kirby Gann. Vote early, vote often. Or don't.
And don't forget - May 4 - N@B w/ Dan O'Shea and John Hornor Jacobs.
May 17 - N@B w/ Matt Kindt and David James Keaton.