Wednesday, April 5, 2017
Man Out of Prison: Dom Hemingway
Jude Law plays the titular self-destructive safecracker just out of prison after serving twelve years in prison he finds himself loose again on the streets of London and intent on making up for lost time. This means indulging formidable appetites for alcohol and sex and drugs. Also for getting what he's got coming to him. Seems Dom kept his mouth shut while inside when he could've made it easier on himself by saying the name of Demián Bichir the crime boss he worked for and now that he's out he expects to be duly compensated.
Which apparently is a big deal.
Sure, it's kind of a badass moniker - the type you could maybe name a book or movie after - but who the fuck does he think he is?
He thinks he's immortal, but he's not. He just hasn't died yet.
He thinks his cock is something special and... it might be.
Does he lose his member or is he really as amazing as he spends the first 90% of the movie telling us he is? Does he love himself as much as he appears to? Does anyone? Find out.